THE DATING/FRIENDSHIP ADVENTURE/GENERAL/DUMB TEXT ADVENTURE MEME

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Super Dumbbutt Sim meme

ASAGAMI FUJINO Canon: Kara no Kyoukai Username: fujigglephysics Game: Soul Campaign, Ruby City A well-mannered, seemingly nice girl with hidden, dark secrets by the buttload. Her route is the most hard and the longest, complete with a lot of bad ends. But, if one works hard enough to get through her, there'll be a golden ending. WEISS SCHNEE Canon: RWBY Username: coldandyearning Nice, but somewhat bitchy. Actually less difficult than the first route, though not by much. JETSTREAM SAM Canon: Metal Gear Rising Username: jetstreamer Game: Holly Heights A notcyborg jerkass samurai who's easy-going, yet quite the analyst. Enjoys a good fight, and will go through ridiculous lengths to get one. His route is also difficult, and takes some time, depending on the choices. MALIK ISHTAR Canon: Yu-Gi-Oh! DM Username: babygotback A former evil, jerkwad prick who used to be a tombkeeper. Likes motorcycles, decent in dueling, and is afraid of the dark. His route is in the middle, though there's a lot to work out at least even a decent ending. NICOLAS BROWN Canon: Gangsta. Username: not_too_short A man who's deaf, yet doesn't let it get in the way of life. Doesn't like to speak, and is highly dangerous when not in usual grumpy mode. His route is filled with violence and R-rated stuff due to the setting, so extra caution is needed. KARNA Canon: Fate/Apocrypha Username: coldhearted_sun Son of the sun. Speaks in a cold manner and seems unforgiving, yet is selfless and giving. He points out people's faults out of a casual manner, though it only earns him much ire. His route can be confusing, though the difficulty is intermediate. TAKAKURA SHOUMA Canon: Mawaru Penguindrum Username: only_sane_man A seemingly normal, blue-haired boy whose days are peppered with penguins. His route looks easy, yet the difficulty spikes into hard later in the story. ASURA Canon: Soul Eater Username: eatsyouout Demon god of insanity. His route is absolute batshit insane, why would you even choose this.

Choose your Route

code by cawaii
How to play:
ღ Choose a character. Note which one in the subject line.
ღ Congratulations! You are now the protagonist in a dating sim (or ero game, if you're feeling raunchy). Or, you're the just protag and whoever you choose is your sidekick, or enemy forced to use clench-teethed teamwork, etc. Whatever.
ღ Said character will respond with options. Choose one, and try not to get the Bad End! Unless you're terrible enough to want to get all the bad ends for completion, in which case, go for it.
ღ Don't feel too locked in to the option you choose! Feel free to interpret it creatively, or roll with it in your own way.
ღ Have fun!