【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.
Alternatively, if you can't think of any scenarios, not to worry! Just imagine them working in a cafe or playing Kaizo Mario, and have at it.
[Well hello my expy how are you doing this fine evening...
Okay no Azaka is literally gawking at Akiha because WHOA BRO IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR. Well, a mirror that grows her hair out and makes her super flat-chested BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.]
Erk--please excuse my rudeness. [She even does a small bow.] I couldn't help but be surprised at how... well, at how similar we look. I guess it's true that everyone in the world has a double out there somewhere.
Okay, what I wanna know is, who messed up my upbringing? Why are you such a big jerk?
[The pot is obviously calling the kettle black here--Gilgamesh is as big of a jerk as his counterpart. It's just that he a) shows it into a different fashion and b) is too egotistical to realize it.]
It's exactly because we're kings with great power and have to spend day in and day out working our asses off for our people that we're supposed to relax and have fun. You really need to smile and get our more, you know. Yeah, I know nothing is ever gonna replace Enkidu, but having people around you is good for a cheap laugh now and then.
Hm...let me think about that...Oh yeah--the Gods are gonna pit the modern superheroes against the legendary ancient heroes in some huge battle royale. Of course, as exciting as it might be, they're all my juniors, so I don't really wanna see them fight. So I'm gonna need to go throw a wrench in the gods' plans sometime. But not right now, because I've been meaning to have a good self-reflection session.
[By that, he means make jibes at and flirt with his alternate universe self. Nope, nothing wrong with that line of thinking. At all.]
So, would you like to head over to the Church now, or would you like me to examine you to see if your disease is something that I can handle?
[While healing is not her specialty, she believes that her runic magic should be enough to cure some basic diseases.]
[Now that she thinks about it, why was such a sickly man allowed to become heir when there were apparently two healthy children waiting in the wings? The Matou head could easily have passed over a generation and given the crest to one of the children.]
[Even with the so called King of Heroes, the problem with their partnership isn't the lack of power, but the lack of trust between them. It didn't help that Archer's Independent Action is A rank, making it difficult to control the Servant.]
[Archer gives him the slightest of glares as he turns towards him.]
...yes.
[Not that helped in telling him. After all, Kirei was rather...unique in regards to ambition and motivation, so Archer is still pissed that he had to get such a master, even now.]
[Asking such a question is useless between them, but for all intents and purposes it's best to keep up appearances. The familiars Tokiomi sent were surprisingly useful- even if Archer managed to cut them down after the encounter.]
So then I filled the pit with clowns and forgot about it. Till the smell started anyway, it's rather hard to forget something when it dies and stinks up the place. But anywho! That's why I hate clowns.
[Whoops looks like he just told the ending and only the ending to a very strange story, without any provocation to do so. This is why you don't let strange people near you Akiha, they could be totally nuts.]
Archer
What do, Archer?]
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Staaaaaaaare.]
...huh. Aren't you a little too early for Valentine's day, Issei?
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ARCHETYPE EARTH
Well they're both perpetually smiling too so it can't go too bad.
Right.]
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G-good thing there's no sense of hostility too.
yet]Oh, what's this? I didn't think I'd be graced with your presence at this time.
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AKIHA
Okay no Azaka is literally gawking at Akiha because WHOA BRO IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR. Well, a mirror that grows her hair out
and makes her super flat-chestedBUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.]no subject
and also at her tits, where the heck did you get thosebecause woah, the resemblance is mostly uncanny.]...may I help you, miss?
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Prototype Archer
[The pot is obviously calling the kettle black here--Gilgamesh is as big of a jerk as his counterpart. It's just that he a) shows it into a different fashion and b) is too egotistical to realize it.]
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Because I have to! I am a king with great power, so of course I have to lay down the law for my people.
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Ha! Aren't I already out and about enough? Besides, what about you? Don't you have important business to attend to?
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[By that, he means make jibes at and flirt with his alternate universe self. Nope, nothing wrong with that line of thinking. At all.]
[Who are we kidding?]
Kariya Matou
[Because having an ally who constantly bends over and hacks up blood is worrying.]
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It...it's okay...
[He shakes his head. As much as this was taking a toll on him, he refuses to lay down and give in.]
I'll be fine. So as long as I can make it in time to win this, then I'll bear it.
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[She's seriously considering dragging him to a hospital or the Church at this point.]
And if you collapse at an inconvenient moment, my battle capabilities would go down if I had to protect you in addition to defending myself.
[Not that she didn't coddle and patronize him all the time already.]
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...fine.
[He has to live if he wants to save Sakura, after all.]
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[While healing is not her specialty, she believes that her runic magic should be enough to cure some basic diseases.]
[Now that she thinks about it, why was such a sickly man allowed to become heir when there were apparently two healthy children waiting in the wings? The Matou head could easily have passed over a generation and given the crest to one of the children.]
Prototype Archer; rng is a troll ihu
You encountered Saber, didn't you.
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...yes.
[Not that helped in telling him. After all, Kirei was rather...unique in regards to ambition and motivation, so Archer is still pissed that he had to get such a master, even now.]
ilu2 )8
[Asking such a question is useless between them, but for all intents and purposes it's best to keep up appearances. The familiars Tokiomi sent were surprisingly useful- even if Archer managed to cut them down after the encounter.]
Akiha
[Whoops looks like he just told the ending and only the ending to a very strange story, without any provocation to do so. This is why you don't let strange people near you Akiha, they could be totally nuts.]