The procedure for going out is:

[rozen]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. Alternatively, if you can't think of any scenarios, not to worry! Just imagine them working in a cafe or playing Kaizo Mario, and have at it. meme code.

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Archer

[unknownrival]

[There is a glasses boy in front of you holding out a box of chocolates.

What do, Archer?]

[didyoumeanbane]

[Stare.

Staaaaaaaare.]

...huh. Aren't you a little too early for Valentine's day, Issei?

[unknownrival]

I didn't want to interfere with your plans.

[didyoumeanbane]

You know, all you had to do was ask. Besides, I don't have anything else planned on that day.

[unknownrival]

That's not true. How could you not be prying lovely young women off of you?

[didyoumeanbane]

Simple. I'll be using Spirit Mode for the day.

[unknownrival]

Clever. I wish I had that.

ARCHETYPE EARTH

[alaya]

[So we got the Will of Gaia itself and Alayashiki in all it's humanity-must-live goodness. CLEARLY THIS CAN ONLY GO WELL???

Well they're both perpetually smiling too so it can't go too bad.

Right.]

[sparkles_kill]

[Right.

G-good thing there's no sense of hostility too. yet]

Oh, what's this? I didn't think I'd be graced with your presence at this time.

[alaya]

And neither did I think I would ever meet you like this. What a quaint surprise this is.

AKIHA

[ignitionart]

[Well hello my expy how are you doing this fine evening...

Okay no Azaka is literally gawking at Akiha because WHOA BRO IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR. Well, a mirror that grows her hair out and makes her super flat-chested BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.]

[akihanator]

[And Akiha will be staring right back and also at her tits, where the heck did you get those because woah, the resemblance is mostly uncanny.]

...may I help you, miss?

[ignitionart]

Erk--please excuse my rudeness. [She even does a small bow.] I couldn't help but be surprised at how... well, at how similar we look. I guess it's true that everyone in the world has a double out there somewhere.

Prototype Archer

[1st_superhero]

Okay, what I wanna know is, who messed up my upbringing? Why are you such a big jerk?

[The pot is obviously calling the kettle black here--Gilgamesh is as big of a jerk as his counterpart. It's just that he a) shows it into a different fashion and b) is too egotistical to realize it.]

[fuckyousaber]

[Proto!Gil simply scoffs and waves his hand in a dismissive fashion.]

Because I have to! I am a king with great power, so of course I have to lay down the law for my people.

[1st_superhero]

It's exactly because we're kings with great power and have to spend day in and day out working our asses off for our people that we're supposed to relax and have fun. You really need to smile and get our more, you know. Yeah, I know nothing is ever gonna replace Enkidu, but having people around you is good for a cheap laugh now and then.

[fuckyousaber]

[At the mention of Enkidu, Proto!Gil's eye twitches a bit, but he doesn't let his displeasure show.]

Ha! Aren't I already out and about enough? Besides, what about you? Don't you have important business to attend to?

[1st_superhero]

Hm...let me think about that...Oh yeah--the Gods are gonna pit the modern superheroes against the legendary ancient heroes in some huge battle royale. Of course, as exciting as it might be, they're all my juniors, so I don't really wanna see them fight. So I'm gonna need to go throw a wrench in the gods' plans sometime. But not right now, because I've been meaning to have a good self-reflection session.

[By that, he means make jibes at and flirt with his alternate universe self. Nope, nothing wrong with that line of thinking. At all.]

[Who are we kidding?]

Kariya Matou

[answerer_sword]

Matou, we're going to need to get your disease treated sometime.

[Because having an ally who constantly bends over and hacks up blood is worrying.]

[failedsavior]

[Cough cough!]

It...it's okay...

[He shakes his head. As much as this was taking a toll on him, he refuses to lay down and give in.]

I'll be fine. So as long as I can make it in time to win this, then I'll bear it.

[answerer_sword]

...At this point, you'll drop dead before then.

[She's seriously considering dragging him to a hospital or the Church at this point.]

And if you collapse at an inconvenient moment, my battle capabilities would go down if I had to protect you in addition to defending myself.

[Not that she didn't coddle and patronize him all the time already.]

[failedsavior]

[He stops to consider this. He's shrugged off this advice many times before, but this time...]

...fine.

[He has to live if he wants to save Sakura, after all.]

[answerer_sword]

So, would you like to head over to the Church now, or would you like me to examine you to see if your disease is something that I can handle?

[While healing is not her specialty, she believes that her runic magic should be enough to cure some basic diseases.]

[Now that she thinks about it, why was such a sickly man allowed to become heir when there were apparently two healthy children waiting in the wings? The Matou head could easily have passed over a generation and given the crest to one of the children.]

Prototype Archer; rng is a troll ihu

[blessedthy]

[Even with the so called King of Heroes, the problem with their partnership isn't the lack of power, but the lack of trust between them. It didn't help that Archer's Independent Action is A rank, making it difficult to control the Servant.]

You encountered Saber, didn't you.

ilu |D

[fuckyousaber]

[Archer gives him the slightest of glares as he turns towards him.]

...yes.

[Not that helped in telling him. After all, Kirei was rather...unique in regards to ambition and motivation, so Archer is still pissed that he had to get such a master, even now.]

ilu2 )8

[blessedthy]

Did he react well to your proposal?

[Asking such a question is useless between them, but for all intents and purposes it's best to keep up appearances. The familiars Tokiomi sent were surprisingly useful- even if Archer managed to cut them down after the encounter.]

Akiha

[cheeseforeveryone]

So then I filled the pit with clowns and forgot about it. Till the smell started anyway, it's rather hard to forget something when it dies and stinks up the place. But anywho! That's why I hate clowns.

[Whoops looks like he just told the ending and only the ending to a very strange story, without any provocation to do so. This is why you don't let strange people near you Akiha, they could be totally nuts.]