WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN

[rozen]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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KAAARNAAAAA- Fate AU GO

[technologic]

[April yawned as she read over the files she has collected about the enemy Masters, or what was left of them anyway. There was still Berseker and Saber to take care of, but Rider shouldn't be much of a problem...

She frowned to herself, before speaking up.] Hey, Lancer?

WHOO /o/

[coldhearted_sun]

[Karna had been quiet for a while, letting his master concentrate on looking over the info on their remaining enemies while he preoccupied himself by staring out the window. Not an enjoyable pastime for some, but then again, whatever Karna considered enjoyable was out of normal understanding.

He glanced over towards her as he snapped out of his thoughts at being called.]

Yes, Master? What is it?

\o\

[technologic]

First thing, you don't have to call me Master. Just April is fine.

Next thing, who do you think should be our next target? [Best to get his opinion, since he's the one who is gonna be fighting them.]

[coldhearted_sun]

All right, Master April. [He'll be formal all wants, okok.]

As for who should be our next target...I think it's best if we take down the weakest Servant.

[technologic]

[Noooooo. She gives him a pout.]

J-just April is fine...

... So then, Rider next. Should be simple enough, since he seems to be pretty much a glass canon.

[coldhearted_sun]

If you insist, April.

Mm. Taking out Rider in the end wouldn't be satisfying as taking down the two other Servants, so let's kill him as quickly as possible.

[Sense of thrill: He has it.]

[technologic]

Thank you.

Okay! Once we take him down, we can focus more on the other Servants. The fights with them will certainly be interesting.

[He's not the only one. Fighting powerful magi is fun for her okok.] So then, tomorrow we shall fight Rider and his Master.

Oichi!

[dairokutenmaou]

... So I just went ahead and killed myself. I'm not talking about seppuku. I mean I quite seriously went ahead and shot another me down to death.

[Even he doesn't understand what's going on. This woman is almost certainly an imposter of Oichi-no-kata, his sister. Taking her words into consideration, though, he couldn't really just leave it at that. There was an imposter Nobunaga out there as well. He had to see this imposter for himself. One thing lead to another, and...]

You can't say this doesn't make up for that sack of beans, eh, my dear Ichi?

[crimsonlycoris]

Nii-sama...is gone?

[...she never really expected for the other Nobunaga to do that. No, really. All she could do is give a little gasp, looking quite unsure as to what on she has to do now.]

Matou Fujino

[puppy_lancer]

[Why are all of Lancer's Masters sadists? Was it something about his horrible luck? Anyway, he's currently staring at the doggy pajamas that she requested for him to wear in place of his armor.]

You're shitting me, right? Look, I don't know what that priest has been putting into your head, but I ain't wearing this.

[floribunda]

Ahaha, don't be silly, Lancer-kun! Father Kotomine hasn't put anything in my head. I just thought that these cute PJs suit you best.

[Besides, look at that cute smile. You wouldn't want to let her down, right?]

[puppy_lancer]

I'll look like an idiot when compared to the other Servants...

[But even though he objectively knows he should refuse to wear such humiliating clothes, her smile is slowly chipping away at his will.]

[floribunda]

No, you won't. It's just sleepwear, and besides, aside from Archer, no one else would really care.

[puppy_lancer]

And nobody is gonna be taking photos, right?

Karna

[puppy_lancer]

[What happens when you place two Lancers with the world's worst luck in a room? A trail of accidents that leads to both of them getting arrested.]

...Okay, I did not expect that.

[coldhearted_sun]

Neither did I. But, then again, judging by what we've been through, others might have expected it as such.

[Clearly unaffected because he really doesn't care.]

[puppy_lancer]

We were arrested on charges of murder in a junkyard while dressed as Las Vegas showgirls.

[He holds up his gloved and handcuffed hand.]

And now we're cuffed together and they won't even give us our clothes back. Of all the crap that's happened, I think this is the worst.

[coldhearted_sun]

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

[Shrugs.]

We'll be let out, eventually.

[puppy_lancer]

How long, though. Not like we can break out or it would be another can of worms.