Herpa derp, it's a voice test!

[jetstreamer]

[SUDDENLY, A CYBORG(?) SAMURAI MAKING HIS WAY DOWNTOWN, PAST YOUR FACE, WHAT NOW

No but really, have a Sam who is pretty much confused because fuck if he knows where he is. Seriously, has no one ever heard of Denver?? What's with these weird landmarks? And more importantly, what's wrong with some of the people's hair ARE THEY HUMANIZED GUMBALLS?!

Eventually, after looking around for however long it was, he'll go back to the other direction to where he parked...his...

Uh-oh.]

Ah man, this again?!

[WHO KEEPS STEALING HIS BIKE.]

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[penisenvy]

[Oops, here is a girl in biker clothes zooming down the street on his bike and laughing. Yes, she saw it and decided to steal it. Again.]

[darknessillusion]

[Don't mind the mildly amused succubus smiling up against the tree, Sam.]

My, don't you look frustrated. Lose something, handsome?

[Because clearly, the way to introduce yourself to someone is to flirt with them.]