Herpa derp, it's a voice test!

[jetstreamer]

[SUDDENLY, A CYBORG(?) SAMURAI MAKING HIS WAY DOWNTOWN, PAST YOUR FACE, WHAT NOW

No but really, have a Sam who is pretty much confused because fuck if he knows where he is. Seriously, has no one ever heard of Denver?? What's with these weird landmarks? And more importantly, what's wrong with some of the people's hair ARE THEY HUMANIZED GUMBALLS?!

Eventually, after looking around for however long it was, he'll go back to the other direction to where he parked...his...

Uh-oh.]

Ah man, this again?!

[WHO KEEPS STEALING HIS BIKE.]

Comments

[penisenvy]

Aw...

[She sits up and scowls.]

Not my fault there was a stupid telephone pole there.

[jetstreamer]

Suuuure. And I bet it's not your fault that the motorcycle suddenly started while you just happened to be on it.

[a snort]

You should be thankful I haven't turned you over to the police. At least, not just yet.

[penisenvy]

Your fault for leaving the keys in the car, old man.